Don't buy these Sandwiches

At the risk of losing all my lucrative advertising contracts, I am going to point out how lame it is that right above my post about how stupid sandwiches are, there are two advertisements for sandwiches. Do not click on these. Seriously, no matter how much you want to be a sandwich bar owner in the UK or eat sandwiches and buffets, do not be lured. They are British and very tricky.

I am putting this next to a grotesque picture of a horse's ass that has a goiter with bows on it. First, because this deserves the horse's ass award. Second, because I want to see if my next ad will be something for a horse's ass or goiters. Don't click on that one either.