I only wash my hands if I shit on them
Those words are not mine. They are from George Carlin. I find them funny though and say them often because I am not one who washes my hands after I use the bathroom for the most part; and I don't care for the condescending looks I get because of it. I am not going to go into it, but basically I am, at this point in my life, capable of finishing the process without getting dirty. Plus, while I find toilet paper fairly neutral to touch, the sinks and other things in a public restroom gross me out.
For those of you though that either a. haven't quite mastered the process yet, b) are too fat to reach and/or you have really short arms or c) need a little entertainment d) want to be as far away from your business as possible- I have found this tool for you.
This was originally created for people who can't manage alone. And since being able to go to the bathroom on our own, when we want is really the only thing seperating us from our house-pets, I can see why this is not only amusing, but also a simply important instrument.
It's getting rave reviews from people who have clearly used less effective alternatives.
"Greatly exceeded my expectations and I would recommend the SelfWipe to others."
"The ease of use and reach ability is better than other products I've used."
It's called Self-Wipe and it's just been reduced to 29.99. Anyone have a birthday coming up?
posted by Katie @ 7:25 PM
5 Comments:
That's far out!
I like your blog and style! Keep it up!
Dear Monkey,
I love monkeys!
Your picture is of a chimp though and they aren't monkeys. They're better. What's the difference you ask? I think I'll write an entry on it.
"Other products I've used"?
I get the TP end of the instrument, but what is with the tampon looking end? Was that really necessary?
Tara,
You really need to check it out. It's genius. See, that is so that the thing rotates so you can roll the paper onto it. It also has a thumb-press button to release the paper.
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