The Sweatpant Army- Airport Edition
I don't begrudge fat people their right to wear sweatpants. In fact, I encourage it. No body wants to be fat. Either god cursed them or they took a wrong turn somewhere and can't find the road home. Once you cross the border to fat-town your body wants to stay doughy. It's a struggle. You need to join groups, watch Oprah, hate yourself, feel less-than and nothing fits. Plus, you will never ever again get to eat what you want unless it's in secret at one in the morning. So, go ahead and wear the sweatpants.
However, if you are thin and every single store on the planet carries clothes in your size that do not cut off your circulation, why are you wearing sweatpants?
Does this look good?
I know this doesn't.
Straight from the gym.
What's it called if you take the time for full-on make-up and hair, but then decide to wear sweatpants?
No comment.
posted by Katie @ 5:46 PM
7 Comments:
Did you know you have an ad in Japanese on your blog?
Your Friend,
FeNu
FeNu,
The Japanese are really into sweatpants, I guess
Dear Tom,
"Juicy" is actually two words.
Dear Tom,
Nevermind, you were right. One word.
Dear Felnur,
Did you know that after your post, ( I think it was about shipping booze to Iraq or the one about your friend who had his fingers blown off) about how much you loved being in Iraq there was an ad for investing in Iraq? Or at least trading currency. I am not sure google has really found the correct marketing formula here. I am sure there is technology that would determine if people are using the words ' don't buy' or 'I hate' in front of things. Which would indicate that we probably won't click on that ad.
Dear Katie,
One would think they could figure that out. But the sandwich experiment proved otherwise. I guess they don't have the "key word" thing down to a science. I've seen a few ads on FN for surplus tents. I can see where they might get that, but who the fuck is going to buy a damn tent on an impulse, and probably a musky one from the Korean War at that?
As far as the Iraqi Dinar investment, is it cool to have war profiteering ads aimed at defrauding the elderly/stupid with a currency pyramid scheme?
Right now you've got one for Dickies work pants. Maybe you should stop using the word "dickie" so much in your blog.
How does this relate with the ever-lasting Troll Army? I just saluted someone the other day.
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