Dear Liza,

I love you! Why didn't you invite me to your wedding? You invited everyone else. God. You looked so amazing that day. And your wedding party. How did you think of that? The artists formally known as Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor in your wedding party? Do you guys still talk? That is really something. I think maybe only second to having like... no one. They are the ultimate wedding party. There can never be anything better.

You know my best friend and I cried when we heard about the divorce. We also cried when we saw this picture, but it was Friday after a long week and we needed the release. We lived in a loud apartment and I think I remember actually screaming about it. Us Weekly just came in the mail and we needed some comic relief. Once we convinced ourselves that this was a real picture, from a real event in someone's real life, we put you on the fridge next to David Beckham. Oh, we also had one of Jessica Simpson's wonky eye and ridiculous vapid face before she got skinny and hired stylists, but it was marginal next to this one.




That was such a wild ride, your marriage to David. That kiss. Remember that? You were so passionately determined not let his little worm tongue in your mouth, weren't you? Once I was watching TV with my girl and VH1 played an ad for a special on your wedding. We both said I am so watching that when it comes on. I will cancel meetings, whatever. And then we heard these magic words- Liza and David wedding.... NEXT. Again, tears of joy. I think I actually threw my hands up like I made a touch-down. That was one of the happiest times of my life, Liza. Your wedding. THat kiss. over and over and over again.

I can totally understand why you had to beat him up. Did he drop that lawsuit against you? I almost started my own lawsuit against you, dammit. You guys promised us a reality show and never delivered. I wanted to see it!! Then, you got divorced and we never heard from you. I moved out of the country and that was that.

Until recently. I saw your appearance on Larry King. That was amazing. Actually, I saw someone's clips of you laughing on Larry King which was even better.
Look Liza, all I want to say is that I am really happy to see you again. I am really glad to see that you are drinking again or doing whatever it is that you do. For some people being sober is not the right answer.




Some prick put some horns on you in this picture. I would have put them on Billy Balogna here next to you, but I don't have the original.

Stay Gold, Liza. Keep in touch!!!

Katie