Want to know how I know that I will never fit in at work?

See this picture of the Hoff? Hilarious, right? If you haven't seen his hooked on a feeling video, you are missing out on a free smile.

Not so much though to a bunch of consultants. I run a team call every Friday at noon. We all get on, I drill them about what they are doing and basically discuss projects and issues for the week. One of my German colleagues just began work on an engagement for the company above, details are secret, but it's a big deal and it actually looks good. I started to laugh and asked who had seen the Hasselhof ads. I said that Pepsi had just come out with an amazing campaign that speaks volumes about their image. It aligns with our creative strategy.... So I forwarded this picture to my colleague. What did I get in return? Nothing. Not a lol or a thanks or a wow or even a don't forward me this shit.

Working for a company where you feel like an alien is the emotional equivalent to having no friends in highschool and waking up every morning from the arrived at school naked dream. I have a job interview tomorrow for another position in the same company. I am seriously tempted to turn the tables. Buddy, I know I can do this job. Any monkey can do any job. Now, do you think this picture of David Hasselhoff singing over exploding soda is funny? Is there any chance we could, you know, like talk sometime that isn't about EDITDA margins?