Bartender! Pour me a tall glass of all Natural 7UP

7UP has recently launched a new version of 7UP and it's NATURAL. Unfortunately, the FDA has no definition of what natural means so it's up for debate if 7UP would qualify as natural if we knew what natural meant, but it sounds delicious to me!!

The new 7 Up, which started rolling out on April 1, is made from five ingredients that the company described as all natural: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, natural flavors and potassium citrate.

Other ingredients, such as the artificial flavor preservative calcium disodium EDTA have been removed, Cadbury-Schweppes said.

The soft drink has also reduced its sodium content in its 12-oz. cans, from 75 milligrams to 40.



So if you're a fatty, and your taste-buds are so distorted from all the overly flavored, processed crap you eat that plain water is now just gross, then have yourself a 7UP.