Yo, Finger-Toes

*shudder*



To people with short toes:

Do not stare directly into the toes for too long. Seriously, pull yourself away and read this text. Allow yourself only a few seconds at a time to study these mutated, monkey- knuckled toes. No, they are not fingers. These are actual toes, on feet.


To people with long toes:
Can you hold a pencil with those things?