Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?

Der Bär, der zwischen Tirol und Bayern herumirrt, ist von einem
aufmerksamen Wanderer fotografiert worden.


Apparently, there is a bear somewhere in Bavaria wandering around (Get this!) eating things. Everyone has been really scared that they will run into this bear when going nordic walking in the woods and will have only their ridiculous ski poles with which to protect themselves. The authorities have been called in from Finland who are on their way with dogs to get the situation under contrl. In the mean time, hundreds of people are trying to get a picture of the bear before it's shipped away or killed. One lucky guy thought he got a photo of it from very far away. They enlarged the picture 1000x to discover it wasn't a bear at all. It was just some strange lady with a huge bush. Too bad.