BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

1: Oh. My. Gawd, Shirley. Look at that dress.
2: tssk tssk
3: I told you flapper-Style was totally IN this season!! You guys gave me so much grief about my dress, telling me I looked like... how did you describe it, Heather? An unfortunate pattern draped just right to accentuate my fat arms and sagging breasts? I am practically wearing the same dress as a real STAR!



1: It looks disgusting.
2: mmmmm hmmmm.
3: I can't believe I look better than Pink!