In defence of Colin Farrell

I recently read a few posts on my garbage gossip sites explaining how some French nanny got banged by Colin Farrell and blabbed that he is a dud in bed. While many might be shaking their heads and thinking- I knew he looked like a bad lay, I don't think I would draw the same conclusion from this quote.


"He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'. But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another...We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total...I kept having to fake orgasms - one, two, three - to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do...And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time."



Hurried convincing for no protection? Doing it after an hour of just meeting? Lifeless performance? And still able to seriously announce to the press that he was so keen to have her? While it might be fun for Colin to do it with anyone he wants, it must be exhausting to pretend like the current one is all that different from the last one. Chances are the last one might even have been a model. I think Colin even checked himself into rehab for exhaustion, didn't he? I thought it was a cover for drugs and alcohol, but now I can see why he would be so tired.